After their abduction, John, Jack and Mel are given a rude awakening by Princess Sweetcakes.

A devoted fan of morning talk shows, the Princess has spent her entire priveliged life dreaming but one dream: to be Regis Philbin's co-host. Now with Kathie Lee out of the picture, she finally has a chance.

Sweetcakes, along with the rest of the universe, believes John is Scooter McQueen and offers him a deal he can't refuse: cash in on his fame as a legendary revolutionary and convince Regis to take her as his new co-host or watch from the sidelines as she destroys Earth.

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