Captured by RDBI X-Files investigators Muldoon and Tully, John, Mel and Monterey Jack are shocked to hear Muldoon's theory about the global conspiracy between the Royal Dairy government, alien life forms and a certain fast-food spokesdog.

The Girzzled Old Smoking Dude is the secretive and deadly force behind the project, His goal is to prepare Earth for alien colonization by bombarding the populace with non-stop Gap and Old Navy commercials, thereby robbing the people's will to live.

The dog is evil too.

Before Agent Muldoon can finish his story however, the group is set upon by the very aliens Muldoon has spent his life chasing. Could those countless hours spent watching the skies finally be paying off? Nope. The aliens abduct John, Jack and Mel, leaving Muldoon stuck on Earth.

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