Once onboard the Tub O Luv, they found themselves inside an expansive room with a glittering chandelier, a sumptuous carpet below their feet and fine wood paneling on the walls. John was stunned at the luxury. So was Mel. "Curdle me," he swore. "This ere tubs a fancy one, aint she?" "Ahh, welcome to the Tub o Love! So glad to have you aboard!" a booming voice greeted them. To the right of Johns group was a line of cheeses in snappy white uniforms, the ships officers. All five of them had huge grins plastered on their faces and simultaneously cut off a snappy salute. John briefly considered returning the salute but settled for a nervous smile instead.
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