Raised amongst the gloden phlifdem fields of Gilldrong 17, Bruce is a middle child, the 149,312th of 316, 221 pupa deposited in the Wuqtuel Ducts by his mother Sherry after fertilization by father Steve. Quickly rising through the ranks of the Gilldrong 17 Space Marauders, Bruce, along with brothers Jerry, Jimbo, Mike, Victor, Scout, Xavier, Chet, Chip, Cleve, Kevin, Wilbur, Paul, Gimp, Freddy, No-Nose, Cauliflower, Three-Eyes, Henry, Franklin, Theodore, Woodrow, Garfield, Andre, Norm, Jason, Rocko, Sylvester, Arnold, Jean-Claude, Smitty, Winston, Joe and Bob, was assigned to the Marauder flagship Smasher 12 where Bruce was eventually promoted to Jullquiggy, Second Class. It was an unheard of advancement for one so young, yet Bruce went out and proved he deserved the honor, distinguishing himself dozens of times on dozens of planets.
Ladies, listen up! Bruce is single and was one of 15 handsome hunks profiled in last year's "Most Eligible and Smelly" issue of Gilldrong Today. So what does a potential fertilization partner need in order to catch the fancy of this out-of-the-world specimen?
"The first thing I look for is mottled, flabby skin, with just the right amount of slime," Bruce says with a sly grin. "She doesn't have to be a model or anything, but she needs to leave at least a little bit of a ooze trail wherever she walks. And the stink? It had better be rank."
But behind that tough astro-guy image is a sensitive man not afraid to show his true feelings. Unfortunately for all the single gals out there, however, he was showing more than just his feelings by the end of Episode 8. He was also showing his guts, blood and brain matter after having been stomped to paste by Monterey Jack.
But don't despair ladies! Bruce has 198,678 brothers and they're all just as hunky!