Convicted of a crime he didn't know he was committing, this mild-mannered accountant was sent to the notorious Detroit Dairy Penintentiary, narrowly escaping the grater.
After six months without much hassle, he found himself in the middle of a jailbreak with two fellow inmates, Monterey Jack and Scottish Mel. The only hitch was that Jack and Mel believed him to be Scooter McQueen, one of the leaders of the Outlaw Dairy Revolution, which has been waging a quiet war with the ruling dairy royalty.
Desperate to get out of prison, John played along and continues to pretend he is Scooter, fearing Jack and Mel's response if he should admit to the lie.