Welcome to Cheese Wars, the world's leading dairy-based
internet cartoon.
After months of waiting, the second chapter of the world's greatest piece of literature has finally been realized by creepy, big-headed creatures with very little acting ability.
Yes, the rumors are true. In an effort to appear more classy, refined and British, we here at Cheese Wars have spent the last few months working on the Inappropriate Emotion Theatre production of Hamlet.
That's right. Hamlet. No cheese. No oozing aliens. No explosions.
Well, a couple of explosions. But they're pretty small.
It's a good thing Lauerence Olivier is dead or he'd be coming for us with a shotgun.
Don't despair, cheese fans. The boys will come roaring back with a vengance in Episode 14. But if you're feeling coarse and unrefined or are just dying for a cheese fix, don't forget about Demolition Derby.
To paraphrase the immortal Krusty the Clown, "this is the violentest, disembowelingest, most vomit-inducingest" Cheese Wars ever. Eight minutes of death, destruction and adult-contemporary easy listening. John Woo, eat your heart out!
Definitely not for the faint of heart. Or Celine Dion. Or her lawyers. Especially her lawyers.